This is Doris. She used to work at Walmart, but she's retired now. She posed for some artwork on my first music video for my song, "The Night Your Face Fell Off Facebook." Ever once in a while, I'll see her driving her old Dodge around Lubbock.
Question: what got posted to Facebook that drove the gal away in "The Night Your Face Fell Off Facebook?" Just listen to the song and make your best guess!
"She Looks Slimmer When the Lights Go Dimmer" was another big hit for me. I got some bad vibes from the big gals at my concerts, but you have to expect such things when you're a legendary country music cowboy.
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| "She's My Little Harley Heifer" was released to great acclaim by motorcycle gangs everywhere. Here's a shot from the video that you can see on YouTube. |
"Living Like Elvis" was a song about my coworker, Melvin P. Jackson, and how he got hit on the head and thought he was Elvis. Here's a shot of him driving a big Cadillac.
My motto in life is "Be Old and Ridiculous" so I wrote a song with that title. You can catch the video on YouTube.
